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Pray for my hearing...

Pray for my hearing...

Lester goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.

After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.

Lester gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Lester, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Lester replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Lester's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Lester's head and prays and prays and prays.

After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Lester: "Lester, how is your hearing now?"

Lester says, "I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."    author unknown

Dick Beals

12 comments • Dick & Sandy Beals • February 25 2008 09:44AM

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Thanks guys.  I can use a chuckle about this time in the morning.
Posted by Lenn Harley, Real Estate Broker, Virginia & Maryland (Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate) over 2 years ago
lol   Okay, that took me a minute!!!  I'm blonde!!!  :)
Posted by Elaine A. Cook-Bellingham Real Estate (Connect Realty.com) over 2 years ago
I think the combination of a guy named Lester and a hearing make the joke so funny. Needed a laugh.
Posted by Blogger To Be Named Later over 2 years ago
Hi Dick,
My chuckle for the day, although I didn't get it until tonight it is still appreciated.
Posted by Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist (Kingsbridge Realty, Inc) over 2 years ago
I don't know what's funnier, the joke or the last post. Someone I really care about gets jokes hours later and it always cracks me up. I am going to share this one with my pastor.
Posted by Steven Jones (Looking for a Job) over 2 years ago

Funny!  Thanks for the timely humor....I needed that today.

 

Posted by Gary White~ Grand Rapids Homes for Sale, FlexIt Realty, a call or click away! (Flexit Realty~Serving West Michigan) over 2 years ago
That was funny!  Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.) over 2 years ago
Oh you guys!  I needed a light moment...thanks!
Posted by Lake Norman Real Estate ~ Diane Aurit (LKN Realty, LLC) over 2 years ago
That was good.  I had to read it a second time to get it, but definitely a chuckler :)
Posted by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (AgentOwned Realty) over 2 years ago
HA HA HAHA HAH ~!!! that is too darn funnY!
Posted by Greg Nino Houston Texas (RE/MAX West Houston Professionals) over 2 years ago

Dick

That was funny, I have a man from church who keeps bugging me to go to a Healing mass with him maybe I'll use that one.

Posted by Gary J Rocks (Werner Realty) over 2 years ago
Thanks for sharing. If it didn't help Lester's hearing it helps mine, especially after I pulled my fingers out of my ears.
Posted by Dionne Morgan Broker REALTOR®,GRI, e-PRO (Realty World Solano Realty) over 2 years ago

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