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Another Bar Joke.....A Gorilla Walks into a Bar



A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."



The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either.

(This happens to me all the time)

Dick Beals

13 comments • Dick & Sandy Beals • June 01 2009 06:39AM

Comments

Cute joke!

Posted by Jen Anderson (Exit 1 Stop Realty) 9 months ago

I soooo approve of the gorilla's choice of beverage...make mine Dewar's....Have a prosperous week !

Posted by Sally & David Hanson WI Realtors Res.\Comm\Short Sale\CDPE\ABR\e-Pro (Keller Williams 414-525-0563) 9 months ago

Dick and Sandy, thanks for the chuckle on this Monday morning.

Posted by Michael Setunsky (Michael's Commercial LLC) 9 months ago

Good joke-- and reminder--never assume you know more than the customer!

Posted by Janice Doty (Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate~Rand Realty) 9 months ago

Good Morning,

 Cute joke - thanks for a smile today!

Posted by Monique Hailer (CENTURY 21 New Millennium) 9 months ago

Sounds like that was one for the ditch... cute.

Posted by Mary Strang ~ Viroqua, WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Hill Country) 9 months ago

Hello Dick & Sandy,

Cute joke!  Thank you for the smile!

Rita

 

Posted by Rita Minion (O'Brien Realty) 9 months ago

Hello Dick & Sandy,

Cute joke!  Thank you for the smile!

Rita

 

Posted by Rita Minion (O'Brien Realty) 9 months ago

That's ridiculous. Gorillas don't have pockets to keep money in.

Posted by Cheryl Powell- SFR,ABR,Broker,Realtor- Remax Signature- Concord NC Real Estate (RE/MAX Signature Properties - The Powell Team) 9 months ago

Dick & Sandy, I hope the scotch was a single malted 25 year old top shelf bottle, or I'm not going to that bar either. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. 9 months ago

LOL thank you for sharing that was really funny I have to share that one with co workers thanks.

Have a wonderful day,

Kim White

Posted by KIM WHITE (Silver Creek Realty) 9 months ago

Hi Dick - This is funny!  I guess it's a reminder to not second guess our clients.  lol  Darn!  Another customer lost  lol

Posted by Jon Wnoroski, Summit County Realtor (Keller Williams Chervenic Realty) 9 months ago

LOL....I know my share of gorillas too...guess this bartender is going to be sorry

Posted by BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) 9 months ago

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