My sister-in-law, who was here for a weeks visit over spring break, liked our life style here in this part of Wilmington North Carolina. So much they purchased a small second home just outside of Shallote in Brunswick County.
Terri and her husband loved our southern life-style, and you can't blame them....cook outs, nice weather, nicer people, margaritas on the deck. After a long day of searching for the perfect home, margaritas on the deck just seemed liked the perfect ending to our day.
Terri enjoyed them so much, she thought that it should be considered a prescription for living here in the South....so here is to you Terri, and the rest of you ladies might want to jump on this band wagon as well. She sent me this today after her first full day back at work.....
Important Women's Health Issue
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.
Guys you may want to have a couple of beers while your honey is busy with her prescription!
Dick Beals
I take two key lime Margaritas and ten minutes with out the phone ringing
LOL, I want to go to a doctor that will prescibe that type of remedy. I would have to say that a margarita is a great way to let loose in the summer time!
-Lisa
Now that sounds like a great medical cure for what ails you!
The key lime Margaritas sound great... a big cure all for me with things go wacky... thanks for sharing
Dick & Sandy... I'll serve the appropriate dose to my wife this evening, and see if the desired effects occur...If I don't call you in the morning assume the prescription was properly administered (hoping for lack of shyness and clothing as a side affect).
Steve...great response...now that is my kind of guy!! Ladies do you concur?
Dick
thanks for your comments....maybe there is a career change in here somewhere?
Dick
Dick and Sandy - What a wonderful concept ! I'll have to ask my Dr to prescribe me a little something to reduce stress
Very funny. Have you ever noticed that there seems to be an inverse relationship between karaoke singers and their ability to sing?
Hi Dick,
Sounds perfect and will put it to the test soon.